Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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