Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
