Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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