Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
They are going to name an STD after you.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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