You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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