hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Drunk is a universal language darling
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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