There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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