Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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