I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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