Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I think people are normalizing furries
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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