I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Alive.
So much puke
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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