what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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