he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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