I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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