Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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