Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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