and you said cock pushups were impossible
Say something about gay babies.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
