Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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