I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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