Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
