hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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