i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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