I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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