I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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