Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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