areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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