im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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