STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I didn't notice because vodka
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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