try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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