At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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