and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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