I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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