the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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