Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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