I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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