She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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