I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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