I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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