Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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