I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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