After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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