I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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