threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Dick very happy bro
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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