I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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