Non-Jews are for practice
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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