I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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