Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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