Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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