Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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