Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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