FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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