I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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