oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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